I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
