grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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