after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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