i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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