her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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