okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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