OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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