yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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