..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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