Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
