AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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