Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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