i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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