like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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