i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
