i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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