her vagine was all disorganized.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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