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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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