I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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