Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I need a burrito and a hug.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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