I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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