I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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