Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize