Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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