normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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