i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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