Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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