one two three fourrrrnication!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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