oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You can't special order awesome
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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