So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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