What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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