That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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