you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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