i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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