sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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