loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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