There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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