then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we're making bets on your personal life
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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