In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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