I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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