Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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