This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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