So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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