she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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