My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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