ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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