Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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