We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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