i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
she looked like the before picture.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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