i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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