soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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