You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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