its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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