Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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