Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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